5 IDEAS A DAY WILL BE SHUTTING DOWN DUE TO THE DANGERS ASSOCIATED TO EXPANDING YOUR MIND WITH IDEAS.
April Fools!
1. Candy that makes your mouth numb for three days straight.
2. Welcome mats that are sticky and trap you so you need to take off your shoes.
3. Train goats to deliver the mail from the post office instead of the postman.
4. Ant farm floors in your bathroom.
5. A machine that allows your mouth to speak two different words at the same time so you can talk to two different people at once.