1. Attach a spool of thread to the back of a moving train and also attach empty cans to the string and post a sign on the back of the train that says just married.
2. Put a manikin of Santa on the side of the road and make it look like he is hitchhiking with a sign that says North Pole.
3. Strap a bag of rice to the top of your car and let the rice slowly leak out.
4. A weapon that shoots rubber duckies.
5. Baths with a thick warm liquid that is not water but also is clean and smells good.