1. Connect pipes to other smokers houses so you can share the second hand smoke to save money.
2. Become a lawyer and try to charge a cigarette company with attempted murder.
3. Build a house up way higher than a regular house and make it steady by attaching balloons to it.
4. A head band to strap bananas on to so you jog softly or the bananas break open.
5. Socks with screens on them so you can get secret messages during school. All you have to do is slip off your shoes and look down at your foot.