1. Drones that guard your house and attack anyone who comes on your property.
2. Make a website that is your location at all times called the Truman show. thetrumanshow.com This domain is for sale: $6,695
3. Make a balcony for passengers to stand on. On your car.
4. Make a childrens character called Wiggle Monster that is just a person in a sleeping bag.
5. Pack all your stuff up into your car and drive as far north as you possibly can.