1. As a thanks to your friends, write all their names on the chalkboard before class but don't explain it to anyone.
2. Import cigarettes from Mexico and sell them out of your locker.
3. Harnesses for large dogs so you can sit on top of them.
4. Smog eating cars.
5. Frozen juices that you put in your lunch box that keep your food cold and melt by before lunch time so you can drink them also.