1. Car tires that screech when you are speeding.

2. Translucent windmills.

3. Clothing that expands like a sponge animal for camping.

4. Shoes that give you a foot massage when you sit down.

5. Hair dye pills hat change your hair color.

ekiN

1. Working Piano keys for car bumpers. 

2. Big Scissors for cutting whole burgers (with bun) in half. 

3. Miniature tap for beer cans. 

4. Led screen beer coozy. 

5. An app that determines the pace you are walking at and plays music to that beat. 

Real clock?

1. Animal head sprayers for hoses.

2. Mini piano belt buckle with working keys. 

3. Mobile laundry matt with eco friendly soaps. 

4. Pizza tacos

5. Music for deaf people that is only super loud bass. 

This is for the one who stand up and lives. 

Because without you we have nothing. 

We hold our shortest desire but you have a longer want. 

Every single being is tactfully observing their surroundings. 

You are the one who inspires the next generation lusting for life, looking for air. 

It is your willingness to feel that inspires desire in us all. 

Party time

1. Punching bags that punch back.

2. Shoes that generate energy from springs inside.

3. Bark changers that change the bark sound of a dog to a different animal of your choice.

4. Google glasses for cats for virtual mouse catching - watch out for the walls!!

5. Health cigarettes that reverse the damage from real cigarettes.

Dog that talks a lot

1. Green peppers with tomatoes on the inside

2. Challenge sidewalks

3. Love bombs filled with hormones.

4. Pickup truck with bed in the front.

5. Edible pizza boxes.

Part One 

Jessicas Phone

She awoke to the sound of her phone binging off another text message. Rolling over and plopping her hand down perfectly on top the black rectangle without pre gaze, she lifted the phone high above her head looking up towards the ceiling to scan the screen and simultaneously elongate the space between her shoulder blades and stretch her back back to earth.   

‘Poetic’ 

She said in response to the piddle drunkenly sent into space and back only to be so…

‘cliche’. 

Throwing off the covers and rolling out of bed, Jessica threw her phone with back spin across the soft surface of the bed with a force she had not intended. Toppeling in cartwheels across the puffy white quilt over and down to the cement floor.

She stood thinking that her phone had survived much worse this before... but maybe this was worthy of a momentary panic. 

‘Eeiihhh!!’ 

She screeched like her aunt. She hated when she did that.

Diving with arms out-stretched across the bed and shuffling on her chest to peer over the side of her eloquent 600 dollar Ikea frame and mattress to the floor below, only to find what she had been dreading.

Shambles.

Her phone was in shambles. No more text messages back and forth to space, no more quickies in the bathroom with Ricky Martin, no more nothin because...

Jessica’s phone was broken.

Justshootme

1. Stress pins to poke your self with when ur feeling nervous.

2. Writing utensils that attach to your finger tips permanently.

3. Dizzy bear - a game where you spin a bear around and see if it can walk straight.

4. Panic room closet - filled with cozy nice things for when you are freaking out. 

5. Action figures that attach to the top of car roofs with magnets. 

Oh shit... This oceans deep as fuck.

1. A city made for rabbits - a reality tv show

2. Government regulated personal Dollar printers. 

3. Take your journal - change the names and places - write a fantasy novel

4. Bar codes on all the things you own so you can scan them in to your computer to get inventory of how much you are worth (but really that's not how much ur worth... You know that... Right? )

5. Tune in every Full Moon for Full Moon stories by Captain Moon on 5ideasaday.com 

Cone up.

1. Title for a book - Clouds on Fire

2. Shock collar for children called: Inside Voices

3. Liquor shots inside the plastic balls in candy machine at bars.

4. Lockers around the city with cliff bars for people to eat - sponsored by cliff bar.

5. Cone up.

Naught Naughtier

1. Pills to make your spit glow in the dark.

2. Glow in the dark skin marker sex toys.

3. Penis hat marker. Place on head of penis to use penis a drawing utensil. 

4. A high powered light to put in your butt or vagina so your hole stomach glows. 

5. Whistles designed for vagina blowing. 

RANCID

1. Future Detector - App

2. Coffee Mugs with smoking pipe built in.

3. Firmness detector so you will know if you are about to sit on something too hard.

4. Guesser - An App that just assumes what it thinks you might want... then buys it with your money online.

5. Cardboard boxes that can be blown up instead of built with tape and folds.

LITWIN

Matt Litwins Ideas 

1. Does drinking a slushy upside upsidedown give you brain freeze faster?

2. Take iascwa and sit on a carpet watching aladin, and see if it floats.

3. collect cans cut holes in top put knot string in them and grab ends and you have stilts, now go play soccer.

4. Go watch a crime movie, animal kingdom is decent one.

5. Take a small onion dice, put in bowl with cold water and ice cube, mix around drain. Take 2 tomatoes, dice, put in bowl with onion, chop cilantro, maybe mix a bit, add salt, if you want, and some lime juice.. You got some pico de gallo, grab chips a taco and meat with a margarita you got a meal. Boom, enjoy the day

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TIE DIE

1. Milk cartons that turn a different color the older that your milk is getting.


2. Plates that congratulate you when you put more fruits and vegetables on them.


3. A kaleidoscope that reflects what is actually happening in your mind instead of beads and stuff (this one could get weird lol)


4. A type of lotion that when ever you shake someones hands it leaves a invisible glow in the dark paint that you can only see with special glasses.


5. Heated Head phones for Minnesotans.


With a little help from Libby F

DRY DOG

1. An umbrella that straps onto your dogs stomach and keep it from getting rained on.


2. Shampoo that makes your head feel warm, when you can't afford hot water.


3. A Pot for cooking Spaghetti that sings Italian love songs to you as it heats up.


4. Pillow case inserts that record audio while you sleep--to figure out if you snore or talk... and what you say.


5. Roller skates that pump out jams the faster you blade.


Libby F

PLASTIC WHALE KILLER

1. A butter knife that holds the butter & warms it to be spread

2. A suit that changes patterns with your mood

3. Underground forest

4. Hologram hair instead of styling


5. "Mood ring" style underwear




Aria Aria Aria

ACROSS THE OCEAN

1. A wireless leash

2. warning system for endangered animals so they can avoid hunters

3. smartphones for pets

4. Grass with greater nutrients that uses less water so cows etc. animals don't need to eat as much. Good for third world countries.

5. A chip what makes animals able to talk to humans.

Tuomas Jurvelin

Rope Queen

1. Abolish all debts. Jubilee!!!

2. Make all weapons fire backwards.

3. Musical chairs (that play music when you sit down)

4. Houses with pits through the center down in to the basement with a fireman pole down.

5. Go Pro belt buckle.

with a little help from Rusty Korhonen

SQUID SHEEP

1. Breed sheep that can live under water.

2. Plastic surgery air tank and breathing tube installed INSIDE your body. Go under water without all the bulky extrusions.

3. A app that can accurately estimate when you will need to pee next.

4. A phone that is shaped like 3 balls glued together.

5. A phone that is a touch screen on back front and sides. ALL TOUCH

Got Milk?

1. Indoor fireworks.

2. Back seat bunk beds in Subarus

3. Castle turrets on top of your car.

4. Etch a sketch exterior for cars.

5. Milk fountains @ malls. Got Milk?

GRIP DAT

1. Glow in the dark dog leashes.

2. Musical instruments designed for dogs and other animals to play.

3. A shirt company that has one shirt of every animal that exists. the brand is called ANIMALS

4. Plastic surgery for pets.

5. Sandpaper grip pencils.

Bank Talk

1. Fish tank bumpers for cars.

2. Candy Apples (mini candy shaped like apples)

3. A website that finds all the info about you that is stored by the other websites you use.

4. NightyNight.com a website with bedtime stories.

5. Basil Ice Cream

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Campground

1. Tinder for real estate - swipe right if u like

2. Fish food that is florescent and make the fish glow from inside.

3. One legged pants (pant)

4. Little soccer goal nets across all street drains.

5. Motor sounds from speaker attached to ur bicycle.

City Surfing

1. Warped Onion fish wings

2. Janisper Bush fairy dust

3. Candy pigeon elderberry

4. Manager Feet (with corridor snatch)

5. Carpet Cleaner Magic Onion breath

Rope in the pant leg

1. Toe mittens.

2. A skin piercing that connects all your fingers.

3. Jelly bean earrings. 

4. Free hot tea dispensers at all police stations 

5. Baseball hats with tv screens on the front. 

Comin out on pop

1. Jewelry for cars to wear. 

2. Plastic surgery to make all of your toes look like toy cars. 

3. A surgeon who performs on you while you are being driven a cross the country- mobile surgeon 

4. A canvas that is many canvas pieced together in a way that can be disconnected when painting is finished.  

5. Fish shaped backpack. 

www.midwestlove.org

1. Plant growing races.

2. Apples with cream cheese inside. 

3. City kiddy pool day, where the whole city is a giant pool party.

4. Parking garages underneath streets as to not take up space.

5. A shop that gives animals piercings.