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4/19/15

Ur party

1. A drug that makes you think you are one if your friends instead of yourself

2. Self cleaning clothes 

3. A service that puts you to sleep and ships you to your destination. 

4. R u my mommy? 
A service that wakes you up for school. 

5. A collective of really cool girls that will come to ur party. 

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