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7/30/14

CAT APP

1. Heavy shoes - For fat people.  

2. Robotic legs to attach to cat. Activate when they run away.

3.  Find my cat app

4. Very strong magnets above your bed to freak people out like you might be a robot or something...

5. Fish and water inside hollow see-through cat collar.


7/29/14

Clear Skin

1. Plastic surgery clear skin on your tummy so you can see the insides of your body.

2. Camera batteries that change color when have no battery.

3. A city wide game of telephone. Played on real telephones. Moderated by police.

4. Bullets that release a chemical to melt the body in to nothing after shot. Evidence shredder.

5. Colorful bread for toast.


7/14/14

Old and cool - The Ocean Doesn't Eat candy

1. Put enough red food coloring in the ocean to make it red. 

2. Put red food coloring in the fountain at the mall. 

3. Sew clothing that your house can wear. 

4. Mattresses with dirt inside of them for cheaper more eco friendly beds. 

5. Vine man. A service that somehow puts live vines on your new house making it look like it is really cold and cool. 

7/13/14

Yearly Update

1. Camera Tripod Done that just levitates at the hight a tripod would hold the camera.

2. Hot tub shoe that holds hot water in it while you walk.

3. Tell people you will flash them for 10 $ any time.

4. Usb drives on your phone.

5. Send out a yearly update about your life on FB.

http://youtu.be/LM3AIZYLjOY (national bike polo championship 2014)

7/12/14

Wombat Cave - Bike Polo

1. Sleds with wheels for people in California to enjoy the joys of sledding with.

2. Bike add on that makes your wheels smooth like skies so you can ski down big hills with snow on them.

3.Transport weed in your bike tubes.

4. Ask to arm wrestle a cop.

5. Factory Setting (name for a band)




7/9/14

Ship King

1. A company you pay a subscription service to that makes sure you get all your online deliveries in 1 day.

2. Netflix movie theaters.

3. Movie theater on a boat.

4. Petting zoo on a boat.

5. Barge farm. A big farm with plants and animals all on a barge that moves to the best climate at different times in the year.

7/8/14

Good Morning America!!!

1. A Zoo that travels on a boat to countries that do not have enough money to have a zoo.

2. Make up prank that burns the users skin bright blue.

3. An App for your I Phone that beeps out the swearwords when you talk.

4. Force a product recall on a completely useless product because it is just wasteful.

5. Glass sidewalks that show what is in the sewers for people to learn what is entailed with our incredible civilization.

7/7/14

Porn Art

1. A shirt with a picture of a bike + the St. Paul Capital. Bike Capital.

2. Computer mouse that smokes and lights up when you watch adult entertainment.

3. A opensource porn website that funds a non profit.

4. Porn art websites.

5. Cars that have holes in the bottom to escape out of.

7/6/14

Panther party

1. Invite 100 cats to your birthday party.

2. Send fake body parts to clients telling them you would give them your toes for a job. 

3. Trashytv.com - re runs of trashy tv shows on YouTube

4. Cup cakes with holes through the middle for a intimate present. 

5.  Check this bunch of nonsense out: 

http://www.rightthisminute.com/video/nice-ride-musical-promotes-awesome-public-service 

7/4/14

Raisons

1. Raisons with chocolate inside.

2. Logs for camp fires that make the smoke taste good.

3. logs for campfires that make the smoke smell like Britney Spears Perfume.

4. Check out www.idea5actory.com

5. A car that has a water dispenser in the dashboard.

7/3/14

Puzzel Picture

1. Do it yourself art kits with instructions on how and what to draw.

2. Paint by number cars for cheaper non painted edition.

3. Water filled seats in cars. Water can changes temp to regulate comfort.

4. Hockey size money.

5. A band called patent pending.

7/2/14

Paper Boat

1. Paper Boats with little mini real machine guns to surprise attack enemies.

2. Drive really far away, drop your friend off at a airport and race home.

3. Sell sticker packs for a living.

4. 5 ideas a day in the newspapers.

5. Candy that tastes like and ash tray.

7/1/14

Ittsi Bittsi

1. Pet spiders in a jar for sale.

2. Tape that has a story written on it as you un roll it over time.

3. Cigs that spark like sparklers

4. America day (2 days after the Forth of July)

5. Make-up kits that contain the brands specific celebrities use.

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