Juice

1. A computer that dispenses calming drugs when it is not working correctly.

2. Pre bottled melted butter mixed with cinnamon and sugar.

3. Free yoga center.

4. Industrial water heaters for all houses in neighborhood.

5. Juice pipe line.

Rob KS

1.  hummus flavored with white wine

2.  stage a protest of bad movies until and good movie comes out and then break the strike to go see that movie

3.  a pill you drop in a dog dish that helps the dog hydrate

4.  cook a chicken legs and preserve it in a jar of honey

5.  teach your dog to eat cheeseburgers like a gentleman

Rob KS

1.  yoga room that smells powerfully of fresh basil

2.  water your plants daily with a spray bottle

3.  dye your ketchup black with squid ink

4.  refer to all the guys you know as "cat" and all the women you know as "dawg"

5.  brainstorm all the synonyms for "goofy" and see if you can think of more than merriam websters.  if you can, don't forget to brag about it

Robks.com

1.  Pepsi flavored doritos

2.  compost shoot out your apartment window into a bin that gets picked up every week

3.  bed sheet sized post-it

4.  instructional manual on how to write well that you have to write your self

5.  make a hand written copy of every expense you incur for one month

Boat Toast

1. Ice cubes with little pickles in them.

2. Hair extension brand called Medusas Stone.

3. A checkers game that has little smiley faces for pieces.

4. Tightropes from sky scraper to sky scraper for daring people to go to meetings.

5. Add a word to the dictionary. Make it a life long goal.

Popcorn Path

1. Turn something you love in to an addiction that can be used as self depreciation.

2. Make everything around you stop in mid motion to see what it looks like when it is still.

3. Review the past often but always keep going.

4. Push in a direction that is most inline with your view of the world.

5. Take in to account the wisdom of others.

Crate Fort

1. Heat/ water proof speakers for saunas.

2. Extendable laundry poles for apt windows.

3. Milk crate fort.

4. Rubber topped desk for computer mouse.

5. GPS chips implanted in hikers.

Dance captain

1. Water filled couch. 

2. Shower rug that is living moss. 

3. Thick bike tire that is also the tube.  

4. N64 remake that comes with all the games on it. 

 5. Zip off shorts that you can buy different length extensions for. 

Rope candy

1. A generator that is placed in your throat to generate energy from your breath that charges your phone.

2. Myna bird to answer the phones for corporations because they would do another job.

3. Clementines that are small are even smaller called poppers/

4. A electric book that highlights the portion that you are currently reading.

5. Packs of hand roller cigarettes.

Sunday Morning

Smiledeas

1. Edible remote control sea plane made out of tacos with hot dogs for landing gear.

2. Paint that makes your wall a white board.

3. Exploding condoms... uhh ohhh!

4. Water balloons filled with wine.

5. DIY scientific study about what happens to semen over time after it leaves the body.

April Fools!

1. Make a fake post on Craigslist offering 54 free goats with your friends number

2. Put googly eyes on all the food in the fridge.

3. Order a pizza for your roommate before you get home. Ask him to get it from the door. Wait at the door for the pizza guy to come without him knowing. Convince him to let you put a pair of panties on top of the pizza. Let the delivery guy deliver the pizza to your friend.

4. Glue peoples shoes to the shoe matt.

5. Replace peoples laundry with a thanksgiving dinner before they switch the load.