2. Tattoos that fade after 3 years.
3. Napkins that suck the muck off you.
4. Hot sauce mixed with jam.
5. Dirt flavored drinks.
3/31/14
3/30/14
Ant beard
1. Cover face in honey, where your beard should be. Add many ants. Go buy something from a gas station nonchalantly with your ant beard.
2. Hanging bed with pully to a just hight.
3. Hot tub in the back seat of your car.
4. Floating hooka for pool use.
5. Graffiti a helicopter landing circle in the middle of the highway.
3/29/14
Dog Park Tunnel
1. A farm that grows only all the ingredients used in pizza.
2. Dog Park Tunnel. A tunnel through the neighborhood for dogs to walk them selves.
3. Shirts that can rearrange themselves in to pants.
4. Permanent marker that changes colors over time.
5. Flavored fake thumb nails for avid thumb suckers.
2. Dog Park Tunnel. A tunnel through the neighborhood for dogs to walk them selves.
3. Shirts that can rearrange themselves in to pants.
4. Permanent marker that changes colors over time.
5. Flavored fake thumb nails for avid thumb suckers.
3/25/14
MySpace
1. Window clings that look like a person is looking out.
2. Computers that have emotions and don't work properly some days.
3. A movie about a robot Buddha reincarnating as a Robot.
4. Fish Sauce candy.
5. Myspace five ideas a day page.
2. Computers that have emotions and don't work properly some days.
3. A movie about a robot Buddha reincarnating as a Robot.
4. Fish Sauce candy.
5. Myspace five ideas a day page.
3/24/14
Doggy Dates
1. A table that has an invisible electric border around it so nothing can fall off.
2. Websites that look and claim to be from another planet.
3. Aquarium floors.
4. Doggydates.com where your dog can find a buddy based on their interests (like ok cupid)
5. Warming keypads for cold days.
2. Websites that look and claim to be from another planet.
3. Aquarium floors.
4. Doggydates.com where your dog can find a buddy based on their interests (like ok cupid)
5. Warming keypads for cold days.
3/23/14
Boost Likes
1. Boost your facebook page likes by paying facebook.
2. Boost your likes for cheaper than by paying facebook by going to https://boostlikes.com.
3. Convince your friends to like your FB page by going to their house and leaving a note on their door.
4. Trade linkage for your blog with another blogger.
5. Make a blog that claims to be written only by fish and dolphins.
2. Boost your likes for cheaper than by paying facebook by going to https://boostlikes.com.
3. Convince your friends to like your FB page by going to their house and leaving a note on their door.
4. Trade linkage for your blog with another blogger.
5. Make a blog that claims to be written only by fish and dolphins.
3/22/14
Wart Juice
1. Cut off peoples warts then grind them in to a nasty drink to cure warts.
2. Grasshopper Muscle Juice. Dry then grind up grass hoppers to make get a bunch of protein in one drink.
3. Put a trail cam on your front door to get a picture of everyone who has ever been to your house.
4. Live streaming cam in your living room. Write WARNING HIDDEN CAMERA on the wall.
5. Stand 1 mile in front of a police speed trap with a sign that says 'Speed Trap Ahead."
2. Grasshopper Muscle Juice. Dry then grind up grass hoppers to make get a bunch of protein in one drink.
3. Put a trail cam on your front door to get a picture of everyone who has ever been to your house.
4. Live streaming cam in your living room. Write WARNING HIDDEN CAMERA on the wall.
5. Stand 1 mile in front of a police speed trap with a sign that says 'Speed Trap Ahead."
3/21/14
More Captain
1. Rent a car. Pick people up from the bus stop bring them where they need to go.
2. Bike wheel/ fish tank.
3. Nice Ride movie night while biking.
4. Feather clothing.
5. Paper made from plastic to be water proof.
2. Bike wheel/ fish tank.
3. Nice Ride movie night while biking.
4. Feather clothing.
5. Paper made from plastic to be water proof.
3/19/14
PMFR
1. Organic Edible Insect Farming (Sell grasshoppers to co-ops)
2. Spherical In-kitchen Edible Micro-Biomes with edible moss, fungus, and uniramians
3. Bill that requires all outdoor lights in city must be on a <20 areas="" be="" city="" etc="" in="" light="" lit="" minute="" motion-detector="" movement="" of="" only="" pollution="" recent="" reducing="" span="" streets="" would="">
4. Work a spaceport loading spacecraft and get interplanetary non-rev seats
5. USA-Euro-Chinese-Russian space alliance, communal effort on 2020 ISS replacement low Earth orbit spacestation project + manned Mars/moons of Saturn missions
By PMFR
2. Spherical In-kitchen Edible Micro-Biomes with edible moss, fungus, and uniramians
3. Bill that requires all outdoor lights in city must be on a <20 areas="" be="" city="" etc="" in="" light="" lit="" minute="" motion-detector="" movement="" of="" only="" pollution="" recent="" reducing="" span="" streets="" would="">
4. Work a spaceport loading spacecraft and get interplanetary non-rev seats
5. USA-Euro-Chinese-Russian space alliance, communal effort on 2020 ISS replacement low Earth orbit spacestation project + manned Mars/moons of Saturn missions
By PMFR
3/18/14
Post Party
1. Mac & Cheese Omelettes
2. Tea Party Bubble Bath
3. Clothes and Costumes made from candy
4. Color dye for the whites of your eyes
5. A tube from cat’s butts to dog’s mouth
3/17/14
Mr PR
1. Special battle zones on the side of the highway where angry drivers can safely pull over and violently settle disputes.
2. Specially colored light on tops of cars that indicates you'd like to pull over immediately for battle.
3. Genetically engineered homegrown edible mosses. Everyone wants to eat moss, we just need to invent some tasty edible strains.
4. Automatic nacho feeding machine with head harness and throttle.
5. Supplement that counteracts anti-diuretic hormone suppression in alcohol (so you don't have to pee constantly while drunk)/supplement that counteracts marijuana induced memory-loss
2. Specially colored light on tops of cars that indicates you'd like to pull over immediately for battle.
3. Genetically engineered homegrown edible mosses. Everyone wants to eat moss, we just need to invent some tasty edible strains.
4. Automatic nacho feeding machine with head harness and throttle.
5. Supplement that counteracts anti-diuretic hormone suppression in alcohol (so you don't have to pee constantly while drunk)/supplement that counteracts marijuana induced memory-loss
3/16/14
THE OCEAN IS IMPORTANT.
1. Ocean stock. Invest in the ocean because it is really super valuable.
2. A realtime statistic website that shows how many fish and animals are still alive in the ocean.
3. Ocean day (national holiday)
4. A group of people that kill other people that mess up the environment.
5. Make a house that can float safely in the ocean for ever.
2. A realtime statistic website that shows how many fish and animals are still alive in the ocean.
3. Ocean day (national holiday)
4. A group of people that kill other people that mess up the environment.
5. Make a house that can float safely in the ocean for ever.
3/15/14
Toe removal.
1. Watermelon hat.
2. Get a creditcard and use the money to start a company.
3. Go to another country with your mad video skills. Film a video. Send it to the viral gods.
4, Hairbrush that applies sexy vitamins to your hair.
5. Lazar toe removal.
2. Get a creditcard and use the money to start a company.
3. Go to another country with your mad video skills. Film a video. Send it to the viral gods.
4, Hairbrush that applies sexy vitamins to your hair.
5. Lazar toe removal.
3/14/14
Big Buck
1. Big tape.
2. Phone chargers that can have ALL the phone connectors attached.
3. Phones that can plug in to your oven to program correct time for meal desired.
4. Moist Mugs. Coffee mugs that absorb just a bit of coffee to make the outside moist to the touch.
5. Plastic t-shirts for rain.
2. Phone chargers that can have ALL the phone connectors attached.
3. Phones that can plug in to your oven to program correct time for meal desired.
4. Moist Mugs. Coffee mugs that absorb just a bit of coffee to make the outside moist to the touch.
5. Plastic t-shirts for rain.
3/13/14
Garlic Lotion
1. Lighters that can recognize correct user.
2. Cool thing to say: “Life is like a box of mushrooms”
3. Shadow puppet presentations all around the city
4. Hats with heaters in them.
5. Roasted Garlic Lotion.
2. Cool thing to say: “Life is like a box of mushrooms”
3. Shadow puppet presentations all around the city
4. Hats with heaters in them.
5. Roasted Garlic Lotion.
3/12/14
CRACK CITY
1. T.V. series called Crack City.2. Pilot Episode: Crackhead Ob-dee Jenkins deals rock with his girlfriend Nona in an alley from the crack-couch.
3. Season Premier: Ob-dee makes a moat around the crack-couch to protect the family business.
4. Episode 2: A rival gang sneaks in at night and infests the crack-couch with fleas.
5. Season Finale: A war between gangs ensues. Nona overdoses, and Ob-dee discovers that they are siblings.
If this post gets 50 likes we will make and release this T.V. series within 1 week.
3/11/14
Magnets and Boots
1. Magnetic levitation bobsled/ luge course.
2. Weekly community meal for Ideation
3. Electro magnetic elevator
4. Compile a silly hat collection
2. Weekly community meal for Ideation
3. Electro magnetic elevator
4. Compile a silly hat collection
5. eWeekly community meal (recipe and skype session for virtual dinners)
3/10/14
Summer Retreat
1. Macaroni popsicles
2. Boots that tie themselves
3. Pants that change colors
4. Mini Trampoline for pistachio shells into garbage receptical
5. Make a video about Andrew Siess running from Alaska to get to the Idea Factory Summer Retreat.
2. Boots that tie themselves
3. Pants that change colors
4. Mini Trampoline for pistachio shells into garbage receptical
5. Make a video about Andrew Siess running from Alaska to get to the Idea Factory Summer Retreat.
3/9/14
Big Tower
1. Hide all your ideas inside your mind and don't let anyone hear them.
2. Write all the ideas you have down on a piece of paper. Lock them in a vault.
3. Dry erase markers that are permanent unless you use a special spray.
4. Window clings that say TRASH DISPOSAL with a arrow pointed down.
5. Refrigerator that organizes itself with a conveyer belt system.
2. Write all the ideas you have down on a piece of paper. Lock them in a vault.
3. Dry erase markers that are permanent unless you use a special spray.
4. Window clings that say TRASH DISPOSAL with a arrow pointed down.
5. Refrigerator that organizes itself with a conveyer belt system.
3/8/14
Jellybean
1. Cleaning day. Everyone cleans one of their friends houses. and leaves their own home for someone else to clean.
2. Sharpies that have a slight curve to them for a hand hold.
3. Wolf Flavor Coffee
4. Explore the City with a camera. Make a list of the places you took a picture. Come back in 5 months and take the pictures again from the same place.
5. Jack's magic beans. Jellybean brand.
2. Sharpies that have a slight curve to them for a hand hold.
3. Wolf Flavor Coffee
4. Explore the City with a camera. Make a list of the places you took a picture. Come back in 5 months and take the pictures again from the same place.
5. Jack's magic beans. Jellybean brand.
3/7/14
Bringin home the bacon.
1. Pay someone for something in bacon.
2. Gingerbread houses except instead of ginger bread it is made out of bacon.
3. Bacon app where you push a button while in bed and it starts cooking bacon in the kitchen for when u finally get up.
4. A shirt with a picture of bacon on it.
5. National Bacon Day.
2. Gingerbread houses except instead of ginger bread it is made out of bacon.
3. Bacon app where you push a button while in bed and it starts cooking bacon in the kitchen for when u finally get up.
4. A shirt with a picture of bacon on it.
5. National Bacon Day.
3/6/14
Pissin in the wind.
1. A street in the city that is only for females.
2. Lighters with different color flame.
3. Candy shop for adults. Cigarettes, knifes... The shop name is 'The Candy Shop'
4. A boat that is a free mobile hospital.
5. Secret passage ways under ground for police and city workers.
2. Lighters with different color flame.
3. Candy shop for adults. Cigarettes, knifes... The shop name is 'The Candy Shop'
4. A boat that is a free mobile hospital.
5. Secret passage ways under ground for police and city workers.
3/5/14
Floating Zoo
1. Floating zoo
2. Necklaces that give amazing neck rubs
3. Restaurant that serves the one best dish from each culture in the world.
4. Contacts that constantly shift colors
5. Golden eagles trained to break up domestic disputes
3/4/14
Girl Scout Cookies
1. Flavored prescription glasses
2. Girl Scout cookie ice cream sandwiches
3. Google contacts
4. Edible coffee mugs (made of slowly dissolving sugar)
5. Composting toilet with pneumatic tube to herb garden
3/3/14
MORE MATT
1. Bike-mounted plows/snow blowers
2. Flavored hair spray
3. Re-usable newspapers: wax paper, rolling paper, paper towels
4. A tube from your mouth to hands/feet to keep them warm with your breath
5. Tea roulette, one secret terrible tea bag per box
3/2/14
Clogs For Dogs
1. Under-ice ice fishing shack
2. Actual ant farm, train enormous ants to farm for us
3. Solar powered pollution machine
4. Clogs for dogs
5. Hats for cats
3/1/14
Pistachio Pudding
1. Pistachio pudding fountains in place if water fountains
2. Permanent condoms
3. Timeless week, have no knowledge of what time it is
4. Cigarettes that make your mouth taste like shit for 3 days to help quit smoking
5. Electric grid streets to melt snow and power cars.
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