Thank you to everyone who reads my ideas, especially Oliver Kronmiller who told me that his whole mailbox was completely full with only emails from fiveideasaday.
I have done 5 ideas for every single day this year and I am very happy that sometimes people read them and participate.
12/31/13
Locker Room Snapper
1. Make it a custom to spend new years eve alone.
2. Make a list of things to do for the year ahead. Make a game to check them off before the next year.
3. Party boots that have lights in them and change color.
4. The guilt train. (album name)
5. Computers that can heat up when used in negative degree weather.
2. Make a list of things to do for the year ahead. Make a game to check them off before the next year.
3. Party boots that have lights in them and change color.
4. The guilt train. (album name)
5. Computers that can heat up when used in negative degree weather.
12/30/13
Doggy
1. Velcro walls by door to hang coats on.
2. Tack board walls to tack anything anywhere.
3. Party vid chat. Video chat from your cool party to someone else's!
4. Convict reunion parties for people who spent time in the joint together.
5. Doggy skirts.
2. Tack board walls to tack anything anywhere.
3. Party vid chat. Video chat from your cool party to someone else's!
4. Convict reunion parties for people who spent time in the joint together.
5. Doggy skirts.
12/29/13
Frantic Jones
1. A playground made with only tires.
2. A water slide through a shark tank .
3. Science meals. A simple doctors appointment will determine your specific body nutrition needs. With the information gathered the scientists create a meal tailored to what would be most healthy for your body.
4. Paper bags with a little plastic window in them so you can see what is inside.
5. Crayon holster for belt.
2. A water slide through a shark tank .
3. Science meals. A simple doctors appointment will determine your specific body nutrition needs. With the information gathered the scientists create a meal tailored to what would be most healthy for your body.
4. Paper bags with a little plastic window in them so you can see what is inside.
5. Crayon holster for belt.
12/28/13
Knocking on my door
1. Swiss Army brand Cell Phone.
2. Warp gun. A gun that heats things up so that they warm and look all weird.
3. Smoke pills that make the smoke of a fire not be annoying.
4. Mandatory party police. State mandated law that ensures people over 21 party hard at least once a year.
5. House memory boxes. A place to keep memories and pictures of the house from generation to generation.
2. Warp gun. A gun that heats things up so that they warm and look all weird.
3. Smoke pills that make the smoke of a fire not be annoying.
4. Mandatory party police. State mandated law that ensures people over 21 party hard at least once a year.
5. House memory boxes. A place to keep memories and pictures of the house from generation to generation.
12/27/13
Thank goodness for SNOW TIRES
1. Make a movie theater in your living room.
2. 1 Mini golf hole that has 13 holes. Only one does not lead back to the original putting area.
3. Dog hair gel.
4. Glow in the dark dog collars.
5. Eye contacts for dogs.
2. 1 Mini golf hole that has 13 holes. Only one does not lead back to the original putting area.
3. Dog hair gel.
4. Glow in the dark dog collars.
5. Eye contacts for dogs.
12/26/13
Idea Storm
1. Cars that can park vertically to use less space.
2. Cars that can fold up into smaller cars so they use less space when parked.
3. Earrings that are mirrors like on the side of cars so you can see all around.
4. Liquid filled computer mouse.
5. Speak easy movie theater.
2. Cars that can fold up into smaller cars so they use less space when parked.
3. Earrings that are mirrors like on the side of cars so you can see all around.
4. Liquid filled computer mouse.
5. Speak easy movie theater.
12/25/13
Is that today?
1. Roads made out of recycled non recyclables.
2. Cough syrup cigarettes.
3. Whiskey bottle shaped like a trophie.
4. A cable channel that is only cute puppies and kitties.
5. Garlic Tea.
2. Cough syrup cigarettes.
3. Whiskey bottle shaped like a trophie.
4. A cable channel that is only cute puppies and kitties.
5. Garlic Tea.
12/24/13
Post Me Online
1. Go Pro for Police dogs.
2. Rentable police dogs.
3. Cars with horn loudness/ sound settings.
4. Water glass with knitting needles going through the middle.
5. Musical Thumb Tacks that play music when used.
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2. Rentable police dogs.
3. Cars with horn loudness/ sound settings.
4. Water glass with knitting needles going through the middle.
5. Musical Thumb Tacks that play music when used.
PATRYAN.com
12/23/13
Last Leg
1. Double decker dock.
2. Secondary quieter police sirens that are more polite.
3. Scratch off tickets that are the 100% winners.
4. Measuring tape that has blank spots for that every number to fill out what ever you think is right.
5. See through quarters.
2. Secondary quieter police sirens that are more polite.
3. Scratch off tickets that are the 100% winners.
4. Measuring tape that has blank spots for that every number to fill out what ever you think is right.
5. See through quarters.
12/22/13
I D E A S
These are part of a game.
How to play:
Print this post - Cut out each idea - Put ideas in shoe box - shake box.
Pick 1 card at random.
You must do what ever the card you pick says.
No exceptions.
24 hr time limit.
How to play:
Print this post - Cut out each idea - Put ideas in shoe box - shake box.
Pick 1 card at random.
You must do what ever the card you pick says.
No exceptions.
24 hr time limit.
12/21/13
I D E A S
These are part of a game.
How to play:
Print this post - Cut out each idea - Put ideas in shoe box - shake box.
Pick 1 card at random.
You must do what ever the card you pick says.
No exceptions.
24 hr time limit.
How to play:
Print this post - Cut out each idea - Put ideas in shoe box - shake box.
Pick 1 card at random.
You must do what ever the card you pick says.
No exceptions.
24 hr time limit.
12/20/13
I D E A S
These are part of a game.
How to play:
Print this post - Cut out each idea - Put ideas in shoe box - shake box.
Pick 1 card at random.
You must do what ever the card you pick says.
No exceptions.
24 hr time limit.
How to play:
Print this post - Cut out each idea - Put ideas in shoe box - shake box.
Pick 1 card at random.
You must do what ever the card you pick says.
No exceptions.
24 hr time limit.
12/19/13
I D E A S
These are part of a game.
How to play:
Print this post - Cut out each idea - Put ideas in shoe box - shake box.
Pick 1 card at random.
You must do what ever the card you pick says.
No exceptions.
24 hr time limit.
How to play:
Print this post - Cut out each idea - Put ideas in shoe box - shake box.
Pick 1 card at random.
You must do what ever the card you pick says.
No exceptions.
24 hr time limit.
12/18/13
I D E A S
These are part of a game.
How to play:
Print this post - Cut out each idea - Put ideas in shoe box - shake box.
Pick 1 card at random.
You must do what ever the card you pick says.
No exceptions.
24 hr time limit.
How to play:
Print this post - Cut out each idea - Put ideas in shoe box - shake box.
Pick 1 card at random.
You must do what ever the card you pick says.
No exceptions.
24 hr time limit.
12/17/13
I D E A S
These are part of a game.
How to play:
Print this post - Cut out each idea - Put ideas in shoe box - shake box.
Pick 1 card at random.
You must do what ever the card you pick says.
No exceptions.
24 hr time limit.
How to play:
Print this post - Cut out each idea - Put ideas in shoe box - shake box.
Pick 1 card at random.
You must do what ever the card you pick says.
No exceptions.
24 hr time limit.
12/16/13
I D E A S
These are part of a game.
How to play:
Print this post - Cut out each idea - Put ideas in shoe box - shake box.
Pick 1 card at random.
You must do what ever the card you pick says.
No exceptions.
24 hr time limit.
How to play:
Print this post - Cut out each idea - Put ideas in shoe box - shake box.
Pick 1 card at random.
You must do what ever the card you pick says.
No exceptions.
24 hr time limit.
12/15/13
I D E A S
These are part of a game.
How to play:
Print this post - Cut out each idea - Put ideas in shoe box - shake box.
Pick 1 card at random.
You must do what ever the card you pick says.
No exceptions.
24 hr time limit.
How to play:
Print this post - Cut out each idea - Put ideas in shoe box - shake box.
Pick 1 card at random.
You must do what ever the card you pick says.
No exceptions.
24 hr time limit.
I D E A S
These are part of a game.
How to play:
Print this post - Cut out each idea - Put ideas in shoe box - shake box.
Pick 1 card at random.
You must do what ever the card you pick says.
No exceptions.
24 hr time limit.
How to play:
Print this post - Cut out each idea - Put ideas in shoe box - shake box.
Pick 1 card at random.
You must do what ever the card you pick says.
No exceptions.
24 hr time limit.
I D E A S
These are part of a game.
How to play:
Print this post - Cut out each idea - Put ideas in shoe box - shake box.
Pick 1 card at random.
You must do what ever the card you pick says.
No exceptions.
24 hr time limit.
How to play:
Print this post - Cut out each idea - Put ideas in shoe box - shake box.
Pick 1 card at random.
You must do what ever the card you pick says.
No exceptions.
24 hr time limit.
12/14/13
I D E A S
These are part of a game.
How to play:
Print this post - Cut out each idea - Put ideas in shoe box - shake box.
Pick 1 card at random.
You must do what ever the card you pick says.
No exceptions.
24 hr time limit.
How to play:
Print this post - Cut out each idea - Put ideas in shoe box - shake box.
Pick 1 card at random.
You must do what ever the card you pick says.
No exceptions.
24 hr time limit.
12/13/13
I D E A S
These are part of a game.
How to play:
Print this post - Cut out each idea - Put ideas in shoe box - shake box.
Pick 1 card at random.
You must do what ever the card you pick says.
No exceptions.
24 hr time limit.
How to play:
Print this post - Cut out each idea - Put ideas in shoe box - shake box.
Pick 1 card at random.
You must do what ever the card you pick says.
No exceptions.
24 hr time limit.
12/12/13
I D E A S
These are part of a game.
How to play:
Print this post - Cut out each idea - Put ideas in shoe box - shake box.
Pick 1 card at random.
You must do what ever the card you pick says.
No exceptions.
24 hr time limit.
How to play:
Print this post - Cut out each idea - Put ideas in shoe box - shake box.
Pick 1 card at random.
You must do what ever the card you pick says.
No exceptions.
24 hr time limit.
12/11/13
I D E A S
These are part of a game. How to play:
Print this post - Cut out each idea - Put ideas in shoe box - shake box.
Pick 1 card from box at random.
You must do what ever idea is picked. No exceptions. 24 hr time limit.
Print this post - Cut out each idea - Put ideas in shoe box - shake box.
Pick 1 card from box at random.
You must do what ever idea is picked. No exceptions. 24 hr time limit.
12/10/13
Stray Dog
1. Open source online advertising agency.
2. Breakfast diner conveyer belt.
3. Tap dance on a moving car.
4. Make a ball maze in ur apartment.
5. Strap a camera to a stray dog.
2. Breakfast diner conveyer belt.
3. Tap dance on a moving car.
4. Make a ball maze in ur apartment.
5. Strap a camera to a stray dog.
12/9/13
Idea
1. Hot sauce flavored ice cubes.
2. Heated bike handles.
3. Bike plane.
4. Light up bike peddles.
5. Spicy maple syrup.
2. Heated bike handles.
3. Bike plane.
4. Light up bike peddles.
5. Spicy maple syrup.
12/8/13
Hammock
1. Breakfast / bike shop
2. Glow in the dark hot sauce.
3. Dye to eat that makes you poop and pee different fun colors.
4. Swallowable Camera
5. Hammock between 2 moving cars.
2. Glow in the dark hot sauce.
3. Dye to eat that makes you poop and pee different fun colors.
4. Swallowable Camera
5. Hammock between 2 moving cars.
12/7/13
Garden in your car.
1. Side car for bikes
2. Glow in the dark ice cubes.
3. Garden in your car.
4. 24 hour public transport company.
5. Surgically enhanced fingers with pen inside.
2. Glow in the dark ice cubes.
3. Garden in your car.
4. 24 hour public transport company.
5. Surgically enhanced fingers with pen inside.
12/6/13
Flag
1. Shoe flash light.
2. Scratch and sniff menues.
3. Vibrating Floss.
4. Tastable menues.
5. Bacon flavored condoms.
2. Scratch and sniff menues.
3. Vibrating Floss.
4. Tastable menues.
5. Bacon flavored condoms.
12/5/13
Fake Fish
1. Water cleaner that looks and acts like a fish but is a machine and cleans the ocean.
2. Flavorless sauce.
3. Breaks on shopping carts to give you a work out.
4. Glow in the dark door handles.
5. Glow in the dark steering wheel for car.
2. Flavorless sauce.
3. Breaks on shopping carts to give you a work out.
4. Glow in the dark door handles.
5. Glow in the dark steering wheel for car.
12/4/13
Road On the
1. Light up road lines.
2. Salt crystal rings.
3. Machine that swings the jump rope for you.
4. Sweet potato hash browns.
5. Blue hot sauce.
2. Salt crystal rings.
3. Machine that swings the jump rope for you.
4. Sweet potato hash browns.
5. Blue hot sauce.
12/3/13
3rd arm from the sun
1. Twitter confession booth.
2. Arm Twister. A game for people that are not sure if they wanna go.
3. Tennis ball guitar. A guitar made out of tennis balls.
4. Floor tag. Every time you touch the floor your it until you tag the floor back.
5. Plastic 3rd arm.
2. Arm Twister. A game for people that are not sure if they wanna go.
3. Tennis ball guitar. A guitar made out of tennis balls.
4. Floor tag. Every time you touch the floor your it until you tag the floor back.
5. Plastic 3rd arm.
12/2/13
Cat Tongue.
1. Cat tongue wash rag.
2. Cat door in your car.
3. Trap door on the floor of your car.
4. Cat condoms.
5. Cat tongue sushi.
2. Cat door in your car.
3. Trap door on the floor of your car.
4. Cat condoms.
5. Cat tongue sushi.
12/1/13
Twisted F
1. Beer flavored condoms.
2. Vibrating hair brush.
3. Vibrating bike seat.
4. Get fucked by the ocean.
5. Body suit that makes you able to fly and float/dive and tunnel underground.
2. Vibrating hair brush.
3. Vibrating bike seat.
4. Get fucked by the ocean.
5. Body suit that makes you able to fly and float/dive and tunnel underground.
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