Urban Legend

1. Screen at your self in the mirror until you pass out. Tell the story to kids as if it were a ghost inside you instead of hyperventilation.

2. Take all the things you own and put them in a pile in the back yard. Sort through the things you do or don't want.  The pile of things you don't want is a burning fire.

3. Make the floor in your house play music when you walk on it like @ the science museum.

4. Wallets with memory card compartments.

5. Upside-down bed. Strap your self in.