10/31/13
HALLOWEEN
1. A laundry detergent that makes your clothes turn perfectly black.
2. Buy a politician and have them campaign to legalize Graham crackers in North Dakota.
3. Name your new dog after your current boyfriend.
4. Take a picture of the Apollo 11 shuttle and transpose the words "Space Racist" over the top.
5. Break into someone's car and then leave a bunch of really good CDs, some cash, and a cute dog inside.
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2. Buy a politician and have them campaign to legalize Graham crackers in North Dakota.
3. Name your new dog after your current boyfriend.
4. Take a picture of the Apollo 11 shuttle and transpose the words "Space Racist" over the top.
5. Break into someone's car and then leave a bunch of really good CDs, some cash, and a cute dog inside.
Drawnleftovers.tumblr.com
10/30/13
Cerial
1. Muti grain cheerio cereal box with a checkers board on the back so you can use the different color cheerios for pieces.
2. Advertisement burrs. Like the burrs that get attached to you in the woods, these would be little advertisements that would stick to you while walking through the city.
3. If you don't like people talking on their phone in line at your coffee shop make the coffee shop walls very thick so people do not get reception.
4. Animal abortion clinic.
5. For halloween: be Medusa and when ever anyone looks at your in the eyes hand them some weed and tell them that they were just turned to stone...ed.
2. Advertisement burrs. Like the burrs that get attached to you in the woods, these would be little advertisements that would stick to you while walking through the city.
3. If you don't like people talking on their phone in line at your coffee shop make the coffee shop walls very thick so people do not get reception.
4. Animal abortion clinic.
5. For halloween: be Medusa and when ever anyone looks at your in the eyes hand them some weed and tell them that they were just turned to stone...ed.
10/29/13
Storm the Tower
1. Store that turns old pots and pans into clothes.
2. Tortilla chips flavored with Old Bay seasoning.
3. A TV remote control that is also a brownie.
4. A store that is called "99 cents and down".
5. A Halloween costume for dog that straps around their stomach making it look like a shark is eating them from behind.
2. Tortilla chips flavored with Old Bay seasoning.
3. A TV remote control that is also a brownie.
4. A store that is called "99 cents and down".
5. A Halloween costume for dog that straps around their stomach making it look like a shark is eating them from behind.
10/28/13
Vita Beer
1. Glowing beer for halloween.
2. Baby jousting with pool noodles.
3. Beer with added vitamin b12 so lessen the hang over.
4. Band Name: docilely quarrelsome.
5. Shoe pins that direct you where to go.
2. Baby jousting with pool noodles.
3. Beer with added vitamin b12 so lessen the hang over.
4. Band Name: docilely quarrelsome.
5. Shoe pins that direct you where to go.
10/27/13
- g.g.
1. Chairs with feelings
2. Light bulbs that project light beams all around not just glow.
3. 72 hour dance club with little beds for disco naps.
4. Gourmet to-go
5. Walk-in clothes washer.
2. Light bulbs that project light beams all around not just glow.
3. 72 hour dance club with little beds for disco naps.
4. Gourmet to-go
5. Walk-in clothes washer.
10/26/13
Drive-by flirtation
1. Car headlights that can wink, for drive-by flirtation.
2. Facial hair rope licorice. (candy beard)
3. Clothing to wear on your beard.
4. Bearded dogs
5. Edible condoms
2. Facial hair rope licorice. (candy beard)
3. Clothing to wear on your beard.
4. Bearded dogs
5. Edible condoms
10/25/13
CEO
1. Clothing made of Band-aids.
2. Underwear made of condoms.
3. Breast enhancement surgery to make them looks like celebrities faces.
4. Plastic surgery to put a nose where your ears should be.
5. Pills to make your sweat taste like ice cream.
10/24/13
Snap Crack
1. When writing a review of an album, art show, or other event, write about it as if you were writing to a specific friend.
2. Make a map of your neighborhood with indications of your favorite spots, pass it out to your neighbors.
3. Video game called "Dog Fight."
4. Create pajamas that have a heating element in them for the winter.
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10/23/13
Deft Damage
1. Breed rats the size of cats and call it ratcat.
2. Breed apples that taste like watermelons.
3. Breed really chill cockroaches.
4. Breed fruit flies that don't want to reproduce because they would prefer to focus on their careers.
5. Breed a goose that shit shits that smell like mint.
10/22/13
Post Bear
1. Stuffed animals that are made out of trash.
2. A card game called : Ideas
3. A underground maze that is incredibly hard to get through with out dying.
4. Heating pad on your desk for your coffee cup.
5. Jewelry for teddy bears.
10/21/13
Feather
1. Feather Pom Poms for cheer leaders.
2. Use a feather as a book mark.
3. Forever feather. Give a feather to you BFF instead of a bracelet
4. Feather bouquets.
5. Instead I a ball bit make a feather pit.
10/20/13
Robots
1. Pay swipe bracelet.
2. Password rememberer ring. (all your online needs)
3. Clothing that electronically becomes wind proof when windy.
4. Small rectangle screen on the bottom of your shirt sleeve.
5. Shoes that record how many steps you took each day.
10/19/13
Elf Ears
1. Invent and name a new color.
2. Thick Water (sold like regular bottled water just thicker)
3. Write a long story on your friends back.
4. Electric warming coat.
5. Plastic surgery to make your ears look like elf ears.
2. Thick Water (sold like regular bottled water just thicker)
3. Write a long story on your friends back.
4. Electric warming coat.
5. Plastic surgery to make your ears look like elf ears.
10/18/13
Cone.
1. Handcuffs that attach only to your fingers.
2. A mouse trap that does not kill the mouse.
3. Small merry go rounds on busses and trains.
4. Unique one of a kind business cards.
5. A company that only makes human traps.
2. A mouse trap that does not kill the mouse.
3. Small merry go rounds on busses and trains.
4. Unique one of a kind business cards.
5. A company that only makes human traps.
10/17/13
Smoke Cats Bra
1. Pilots that do stand up routines during the middle portion of the flight over the intercom.
2. Planes that never take off, just drive a bunch of people somewhere really fast. This would require new and/or bigger highways.
3. Planes with no seats, everyone is just strapped to the floor.
4. Domestic airline that advertises unlimited complimentary wine and high end tequila shots.
5. Airline with one flight attendant for every passenger for best service.
http://sendmeonesentence.tumblr.com/
2. Planes that never take off, just drive a bunch of people somewhere really fast. This would require new and/or bigger highways.
3. Planes with no seats, everyone is just strapped to the floor.
4. Domestic airline that advertises unlimited complimentary wine and high end tequila shots.
5. Airline with one flight attendant for every passenger for best service.
http://sendmeonesentence.tumblr.com/
10/16/13
K-S
1. Narcotics for sale on airplanes.
2. Everyone's chair is a toilet on an airplane.
2. Everyone's chair is a toilet on an airplane.
3. Airplane the size of a 747 with only two seats so technically it van be called a "two seater."
4. Dogs for flight attendants.
5. Hose that distributes water on planes so you don't have to ask for it
Rob K-S
10/15/13
Happy Feet
1. One handed Key Board on your sleeve. Shirt connects to computer.
2. Emergency pants. Pants with 2 secret censors in them. Only the user will know exactly where they are. Push both censors at once to call emergency vehicle.
3. Ear piercing that can hear... and find the song your are listening to Itunes. Come home at the end of the day and a list of what song you heard are on your computer.
4. Register yourself on freelancer.com.
5. Socks that have smiley faces on them. Brand called Happy Feet.
2. Emergency pants. Pants with 2 secret censors in them. Only the user will know exactly where they are. Push both censors at once to call emergency vehicle.
3. Ear piercing that can hear... and find the song your are listening to Itunes. Come home at the end of the day and a list of what song you heard are on your computer.
4. Register yourself on freelancer.com.
5. Socks that have smiley faces on them. Brand called Happy Feet.
10/14/13
National Dessert Day
1. A Cereal called: Tack and Nail
2. A cinnamon dessert that expands like a sponge when water is added.
3. Fill a salt truck (for de icing roads) with sugar to attract bees as a practical joke by the city.
4. Flavored tissue paper and toilet paper.
5. Sandpaper toilet tissue.
10/13/13
Halloween Costumes
Halloween costumes
1. Draw a face on your stomach put arms and a shirt on your waist. (see attached)
2. Paint your whole body like a bottle of liquor.
3. Paste a zipper from your forehead to your chin. The zipper should look like it has been un zipped. In the spot it is open use face paint to make it look like you have no skin.
(like you can unzip your face)
4. Wear a QR code on your face. The link should bring people to a picture of you in a really good costume.
5. Ride a horse in to a party. When people ask what you are and tell them your a cowboy/girl .
1. Draw a face on your stomach put arms and a shirt on your waist. (see attached)
2. Paint your whole body like a bottle of liquor.
3. Paste a zipper from your forehead to your chin. The zipper should look like it has been un zipped. In the spot it is open use face paint to make it look like you have no skin.
(like you can unzip your face)
4. Wear a QR code on your face. The link should bring people to a picture of you in a really good costume.
5. Ride a horse in to a party. When people ask what you are and tell them your a cowboy/girl .
10/12/13
Champaign
1. Microphone lip ring.
2. Slow dance championship.
3. Powder ketchup.
4. Transforming key that remembers all the doors you need to get in to.
5. A TV show called Sharin' with Aaron where people share something cool with Aaron.
2. Slow dance championship.
3. Powder ketchup.
4. Transforming key that remembers all the doors you need to get in to.
5. A TV show called Sharin' with Aaron where people share something cool with Aaron.
10/11/13
Something New
1. Binocular/ zoom electric contacts.
2. Night vision contacts.
3. If you ever need to pump up you bike, stop in at a Jimmy Johns and ask... they usually have one. (MN only?)
4. Google map shoes that light up left right or straight for walking directions.
5. Censor operated elevator doors.
2. Night vision contacts.
3. If you ever need to pump up you bike, stop in at a Jimmy Johns and ask... they usually have one. (MN only?)
4. Google map shoes that light up left right or straight for walking directions.
5. Censor operated elevator doors.
10/10/13
Send me one sentence
1. Find a guy named larry and take a picture of him.
2. Make a cookie that can double a frisbee and call it “The Prop For One to Imitate Dogs With in a Delicious Way”
3. Publish your weekly schedule on Facebook
4. Shake hands with your shadow on sunny days
http://sendmeonesentence.tumblr.com/
10/9/13
Send me one sentence
1. Breed a chihuahua and siberian huskies so that you have a tiny black dog with blue eyes.
2. Weave spaghetti and then bake it to make a pasta lattice that you can then use in a lasagna
3. Google your name and then type”restaurant” and then go eat at that restaurant
4. Name and photograph all the stray cats in your neighborhood.
5. Give yourself a different nickname everyday, referring to yourself by that nickname at least ten times each day.
http://sendmeonesentence.tumblr.com/
10/8/13
Mr. P R:
1. Stock market game designed for kids, you can upgrade to real money once you reach a high enough level.
2. Air-force game designed for kids, you can upgrade to real drones once you reach a high enough level.
3. Self-driving cars to drop you off at work, drive home on their own (free parking)
4. Modern 'water closet' that washes/dries/stores clothes in the bedroom.
5. Mechanical horse that eats grass (maybe garbage?) for fuel.
2. Air-force game designed for kids, you can upgrade to real drones once you reach a high enough level.
3. Self-driving cars to drop you off at work, drive home on their own (free parking)
4. Modern 'water closet' that washes/dries/stores clothes in the bedroom.
5. Mechanical horse that eats grass (maybe garbage?) for fuel.
10/7/13
Netflix for clothes
1. Netflix for Clothes. Stay up to date on all the latest trends.
2. Elevator bed room.
3. Vents for Skyscrapers generated by the Subway.
4. Free drivers licensee day.
5. Make a poster of every city you have been to.
2. Elevator bed room.
3. Vents for Skyscrapers generated by the Subway.
4. Free drivers licensee day.
5. Make a poster of every city you have been to.
10/6/13
From the streets on New York:
1. Cannibal club
Where you trade pieces of your self for pieces of other people.
2. Create a new calendar that never changes year.
3. A book called "The imagination of the weekenders" about architecture in NY that was inspired by Coney Island.
4. Children's book # 1:
If you put on these glasses you will see something fantastic
but what you will see is not fiction or magic.
you can see through the walls while wearing these glasses
inside the theater the actor kisses the actress.
If you stand in one spot and you look all around
the sky is the limit to what can be found.
A dog on a ball doing some tricks
and a man on the roof picking up chicks (actual chickens)
5. Children's book 2:
You can do anything anywhere.
You could do jumping jacks in time square.
You could travel the world with only a tractor.
Or you could find broadway and become an actor.
You could eat sushi with a giant giraffe.
Or you could be a teacher and help children learn math.
You could fight fires as tall as the trees
or you could learn to fly by making friends with some bees.
10/5/13
10/4/13
Some guy named Jorge who may be in some way related to the band OK GO:
1. Troll Nanorobots that travel in dust swarms and dismantle real Nanorobots just to fuck with scientists.
2. Sloth + Cheetah gene splicing.
3. ¡Twerk! brand BBQ sauce
4. Grape flavored wine
5. Restless Dread Syndrome
http://www.cooperhewitt.org/conversations/2011/03/10/designing-media-jorge-just
10/3/13
Voice Chat
1. Credit card / cell phone.
2. Just add water clothing for travel.
3. Mandatory dance day.
4. A country in the middle of the ocean where the residents live on boats.
5. Leave your cat alone for 2 years.
2. Just add water clothing for travel.
3. Mandatory dance day.
4. A country in the middle of the ocean where the residents live on boats.
5. Leave your cat alone for 2 years.
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