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8/30/13

Moist towel

1. Invent and design a backpack.

2. Design and build a tiny house. Sell it if possible.

3. Sell a apocalypse car pack includes: axe, fold up shovel, duct tape, food packs, rope, tarp.

4. Have someone tickle you when you masturbate.

5. Laughing contest. Who can laugh the longest.

8/29/13

Naked Robbers

1. Online burglar store. We sell all your robber needs! Black ski masks, fake guns, real guns, voice changers. Now with online video upload to upload your most recent attempt to rob a store.

2. Dye your skin red forever.

3. Replace fortunes in fortune cookies with silly messages.

4. Glasses made out of toilet paper roles.

5. A contest to see who can TP the most peoples houses in one night.

8/28/13

Forever Never Ever

1. Lighters that are shaped like a penis. Flame comes out of the external urethral orifice.

2. A camera that uploads the footage to your comp via WIFI no matter where you are. This will make it possible for you to never run out of memory.

3. Mouse pads that are 4 times the size. You can put your key board on it too!

4. Mouse shaped cupcakes.

5. Make a crazy dance you only do when your angry so deaf people know to stay away.




8/27/13

Waterfall Madness

1. Buy a present for someone different every week. Make a schedule.

2. Make a movie just like someone else and release it at the same time.

3. Candied dates.

4. A store that has out of season produce only.

5. A secret sidewalk underground.

8/26/13

Toast

1. Legal rights for computers.

2. Laws that make it illegal to be this hot.

3. Hat clip board (so you can post messages to people)

4. Air conditioners that talk to you so you don't get bored.

5. Baby bottle made completely out of ice.

8/25/13

Fabulous

1. Chocolate milk with honey.

2. Honey and Yogurt in your cereal+ milk.

3. Cool jeans with a flat screen TV on the butt.

4. Make a fort by your air conditioner
5. Put ice in your pockets when your walking outside.

8/24/13

Ro Bo Bot

1. Robots with boobs.

2. Robots that have Body Oder

3. Robots that walk around programmed to save people lives.

4. Robots that are always smiling.

5. Robots that role you cigarettes.

8/23/13

Blostel

1. Hostel on a blimp. _Blostel

2. a website: becausethegovermentwontdoit.com
where you do a bunch of stuff our government should be doing.

3. A building downtown completely full of computers and creative equipment to use for free.

4. A bike race inside your house.

5. Go to the state fair.

8/22/13

Pocket PDF

1. Chew up candy and spit it in to another wrapper for a new candy.

2. Pocket print PDF dictionaries on your website.

3. Make a website of many pictures of your face.

4. Honey suckers (real honey)

5. Friend badges to give to people you are friends with.

8/21/13

Brew Blasters

1. Go to work with lines under your eyes like a football player.

2. Streamer hat. Has a fan inside hat that makes the streamers dance.

3. International karaoke bar tour. 

4. A tour service that goes to all the brewers in the country. (a year long intensive) 

5. Work out gear with a cigarette company logo on it

8/20/13

Singing Kites

1. Kites that sing from the wind.

2. Pools that have colored water.

3. Pools where the walls move.

4. A website that tells you a fact everyday.

5. Make a movie every week.

8/19/13

So what

1. Foldable skateboard.

2. I Pad grip tape for skateboard.

3. Wheels that paint the ground like little paint rollers while you push on your skateboard.

4. Bike that has a hook on for your skateboard.

5. Skateboard eyes that make your skateboard look like a little animal.

8/18/13

Sunday Morning - The Sultan


Gerbil Tubes

1. Instead of a medallion hunt for the Winter Carnival, let a gerbil loose in the city and see who can catch it.

2. City wide gerbil tubes.

3. Release alligators in the sewer and make a documentary about how you found them there.

4. Roast toast on a stick over a fire.

5. Cans of food that heat up when you open the top.

8/17/13

Glowing Towel

1. A towel that is glow in the dark.

2. Underwear that clean them selves.

3. A secret compartment in your skin to hide things in.

4. A secret compartment inside your pets skin to hide things in.

5. Hide things you want people not to find behind the outlet on your wall.

8/16/13

This door is magic.

1. Door hangers that say : "This door is magic, please be careful."

2. A shirt that says "be all you can" and then a drawing of bee below it.

3. LCD glasses.

4. Trash bags that have seeds for when they decompose. 

5. 3D website.

8/14/13

Band Battle

1. App that plays a random a unknown bands song when you push play.

2. Online Battle of the the bands.

3. Online festival.

4. Frankenstein guitar made by 100 people all over the world.

5. Guitar clothes. Clothes for your guitar. (leather coats, underwear, ect. )

8/13/13

Organic Gas


1.  Compostable cat litter boxes. 

2. Clowns that deliver singing messages.

3. Instead of asking people what animal they look like, ask them what flower they look like.

4. Organic food gas station. 

5. Clothes that come with a secrete compartment for new socks if you need them.

8/12/13

VIEWS

1. Monkey bike messengers.

2. Human treats that look like dog treats

3. Weather balloon delivery service.

4. Carrier pigeon weed delivery.

5. Horse poop bags for dogs.

8/11/13

'Poof'

1. Moist towels that taste and smell like raspberries.

2. Pigeon deliver service.

3. Fast Money casino name.

4. Old sock store.

5. 'Poof' toilet paper brand.

SUNDAY MORNING (Andrew siess)




8/10/13

Make a Movie

1. Sell all your stuff to make a movie.

2. Sell your body to make a movie.

3. Email all your friends to give you money to make a movie.

4. Work a low paying job for a long time to make a movie.

5. Realize that most these things probably wont work.

8/9/13

No go

1. Bike for 24 hours straight.

2. A bike that has a secret motor.

3. A bike that when you peddle backwards and it goes forward.

4. A bike that talks like Siri.

5. A bike that generates energy to charge your phone.

8/8/13

Just ask...

1. Hamster park, like a dog park.

2. Donuts that look like fruit.

3. Candy that changes flavor from sour to sweet, then it changes in to garlic taste just to mess with you.

4. Release 12 hungry wolves in to the city once a year to take out the weak.

5. If you need money, just ask. :

8/7/13

Desk Jet

1. Desks that are big i pads.

2. Paper shredder that cuts paper in animal shapes.

3. Start selling real magic wands.

4. Rolling paper that dispenses out of the side of your hat.

5. Toilet paper with messages on it.

8/6/13

More candy. PLEASE HELP ME

1. Cars that harvest rain and filter it for drinking when the engine is running. 

2. A genetically modified vegetable that can give you all the nutrition you need for your whole life. 

3. A business that kills your businesses competition.

4. Money talk. A show where money with googly eyes actually talks about stuff that is unrelated to money.

5. A web series called Sunday Morning.

8/5/13

some times

1. Only cuddle with your cat at a certain time in the day. See if he/ she notices and comes to you at that time.

2. Saran warp curtains.

3. Warm sushi.

4. www.god.com (never been here)

5. Make a business all about having fun.

8/4/13

Episode 2 of 8


Virgin Virginia

1. Make a movie explaining that you are going to do something. Then you will feel obligated to do it even if it is going to be hard.

2. Find out how deep the quarry lake by Virgina, MN is.

3. If you loose something in the bottom of a lake: get someone who can scuba dive to get it for you.

4. Make reposting mug shots on FB illegal.

5. A building with strong helpful people working full time for the community. Like a fire fighters except not jut for fires.


8/3/13

Blue Cig

1. Blue cigarettes.

2. Cigarettes with different food flavors.

3. Make a business plan, drive all over the country plugging the idea to different people while filming your progress.

4. Make mini episodes about your life for your whole life.

5. Replace a light in your friends house with a high powered spot light.

8/2/13

Core Earth Power Dirth.

1. Color car tires.

2. Car bumpers made out of teddy bears.

3. Fishing line trip wires on sidewalks.

4. Make a design for a website on one of these sites: http://www.omnigroup.com/products/omnigraffle/
http://www.axure.com
http://balsamiq.com
http://office.microsoft.com/en-us/visio/
http://www.techsmith.com/morae.html

5. Sign your name backwards on credit card slips.

8/1/13

Draft

1. Shoes that make funny sounds when you walk.

2. Shoes with teddy bear heads on the toes.

3. Logs that are designed to smoke in different colors.

4. Make 3 resumes, 1 each different type of employer.

5. Shoes that come with TP stuck on the bottom when you buy them.

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