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5. Unzip your hoodie in the dark. It is reminiscent of a tent zipper. Nostalgia is fun. I just lost the game...and so did you. Sorry.

4. Buy a new car, don't break it. 

3. Regardless of sexual orientation, hold your friend's butt at a show. 

2. If your boss tells you to punch a coworker in the boob, do it. 

1. Don't walk just run, drink juice yum yum.

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