1. Record a crying baby. Have the sound automatically play deep in the woods by a camp ground. (use a long lasting battery or solar power) Scare the shit out of campers.
2. Tye Dye your paper money.
3. Email all the people you used to think were really cool.
4. Make a magazine.
5. Get a job where they pay you to just sit around waiting to help customers. Bring your lap top. Do your own work.