POOP FACE

1. Coffee drinking contest


2. Hide in couch cushions until someone sits on you then scream


3. Put food coloring in the house showers hot water maker


4. Send your mom to time out


5. Make calenders that cut off the last day in march so people think it is April Fools day when it really isnt.

GENETICALLY

1. Alive TV


2. Remote control beverage shooter


3. Greyhounds with snail heads


4. Talking T-pot


5. Helicopter tree 

Q - TIP

1. Chocolate Q-TIP


2. Windshield wipers for glasses


3. Dragon Shaped Lighter


4. Toe Puppet


5. Pot food lingerie

SPEAK UP SUNNY

1. Hearing aid that speeds sounds up.


2. Sew your ear closed


3. Liquid light


4. Dehydrating sports drink (to give the other team)


5. Singing fish salt shaker

SANTA IS REAL

1. Smoke-able underwear


2. Battery powered battery


3. Self salting plate


4. LED light piercing on your tongue so you always have a flashlight.


5. Little shoes for each one of your toes.

OLD MAN BEARD

1. Bubble machine at exit of malls


2. Bubble machine on top of all city buses


3. Use long beard as pasta strainer 


4.Automatic Auto-tune gas mask


5. Hearing air that translates languages 

MOIST TOWEL

1. Robotic self feeding fireplace.

2.Glow in the dark car tires

3. Robotic bus

4. Liquid filled chair with straw.

5. Magic spoon

EDITABLE COUCH

1. Glow stick trail through the woods


2. Fish bowl lights


3. Gorilla hitch hiking area signs on road.


4.Giant gummy bear/ couch 


5. Silencer for coffee grinder

HOT TUB TIME MACHINE

1. Hot tub trailer for cars


2. Ice box / fridge built in to hot tub for beer.


3. Thousands of little mini glow in the dark orbs that swirl around in hot tub.


4. Gummy Bear Chocolate


5. Editable couch for lazy people.

GLOW IN THE DARK

1. Self pressurizing diving suit.


2. Glow in the dark shower.


3. Glow in the dark Cigarettes 


4. Glow in the dark shoes


5. Sunglasses that light up and play dub step music 

STICKY TAK

1. Sunglasses that can zoom in.


2. FB updates on inside of glasses


3. I Phone watch


4. Video tattoos

MIRROR ON THE WALL

1. Stuff that breaks automatically when warranty is over.


2. Springs in shoes.


3. Jacket with Velcro instead of zipper.


4. Hat that heats up when on head.


5. Mirror finger nail polish

SUNDIAL TATTOO

1. Tattoo the markings of a sundial on your wrist, in the center pierce your skin with a little object that sticks straight up. Make a working sundial on your hand.

2. Emergency cellphone battery life, just in case you need to call 911 or get someones phone number or the address from the GPS.

3. Consciousness is like light, we are like individual prisims. Our thoughts all come from the same place we just warp them to our style and think that were creating it.

4. Have a program where cool artists or people doing cool projects get to use abandoned houses.

5. National dont use the bathroom day.

CHICKEN DANCE

1. Headphones coming out of the wall on buses with random music playing.

2.  Yarn that goes around the whole world.

3. Worlds biggest red rover game.

4. Put a bunch of chickens in your friends house while he is sleeping.

5. Sail across the Pacific Ocean From Hawaii.

GLOW IN THE DARK

1. Instead of those boring money takers on the bus put those cute animal piggy banks that eat the coin to pay your fare on the bus/subway.

2.  Glow in the dark billboards, blank in the day.

3. May pole on top of a big mountain.

4. Dual citizen ship marriage.

5. Fall in love with a toad.

WHITE CASTLE

1. Ketchup spoon cap

2. Clothes that grow

3. A intercom @ all White Castles around the world, you can talk  to people at other White Castles all around the world.

4. Glass Back Pack

5. Stained Glass swim suit tops for woman.

NAKED POLICE

1. Naked police

2. Where unicorns can fly

3. Phone radiation protection thicker lining on inside of pants pockets

4. Stray dog vending machine harness w/ credit card swiper. The really rare cool products go on the fast dogs.

5. Astro turf lined house

tell me what you want...

1. GPS in glasses to find them

2. GPS in keys to find them

3. Justin Beinber homing missle

4. Vehicle that can fly and drive for sale to consumer

5. Currency for the whole world (isnt visa already doing that?)

GLASSES

1. Cup phone through the world to china

2.Touch screen counter to order @ bar

3. No fog glasses

4. 360 DEGREE GLASSES

5. Anti scrtach glasses (like the plastic they have for i phones screens)

Legalize Pot (it's gonna happen)

1. Smokeable bacon

2. Legalize pot

3. Size Changing bra

4. Flying bra

5. Automatic refilling beer

FREE BEER

1. Tobacco that tastes like food

2. Music that smells

3. Swimsuit that changes color in water

4. Free beer for certain amount of beer cans/ bottles you recycle

5. Automatic zipper

VIBRATING SHOES

1. School supplies vending machine @ schools.

2. Vibrating shoes

3. Personal website for each city address provided by city.

4. 3D Night sky sunglasses

5. Clothing that changes color with body temp.