EXTEND !

1. Extendable shoes... For a lengthy investment. 

2. Glass floor bus anti litter campaign. 

3. Cigarettes with a tear off butts to encourage the throwing of only tobacco on the ground. 

4. Extendable car. 

5. Translucent mail trucks.

Post man Jim

1. Hot tub hammock. 

2. Fungi spore enriched trail wood chips. 

3. Outdoor kitchen. 

4. Finger print switch stickers for criminals. 

5. Canopy tree house campground.

Whuuu?

1.  Extendable shoes... For a lengthy investment. 

2. Glass floor bus anti litter campaign. 

3. Cigarettes with a tear off butts to encourage the throwing of only tobacco on the ground. 

4. Extendable car. 

5. Translucent mail trucks.

This ones the best one

1. Just quit and stop doing everything.

2. Just quit and stop doing everything. 

3. 

4.

5.

O - T

1. Edible rock candy keys for 1 time use

2. Robotic rollers on desk that dump everything into the trash every night.

3. Trash pit in the middle of your living room.

4. Sucka - A movie about a lolly pop.

5. Roller blades with hollow stash-spot wheels

NOISE

1. Strawberry flavored Key chains

2. Oatmeal filled couch cushions

3. Rocket booster shoe roller blades.

4. Animal shoes. line of intricate animal shaped shoes. Many different animals.

5. Mushroom flavored cigarettes.

ahhhhh

1. Hockey sticks that have space in the shaft to hold extra hockey pucks.

2. Secret compartment computer mice to hide things inside.

3. Crushed beer can wall paper (just nail them to your wall and eventually it will be wall paper)

4. Hot water dispenser fingers - plastic surgery procedure

5. Hot coffee soup.

maybe maybe

1. Blood ink pens - refillable anywhere, just jab and wait for your blood to fill the pen.

2. Mini hats for your pens to wear.

3. Genetically engineered christmas trees that grow ornaments.

4. Give a wild animal $500 in an attachable vel-crow  pouch.

5. Wet pockets. Made with slimy fabric.

What the fuck!

1. A contest where people look for a ringing cell phone somewhere in the city. 

2. Use a text conversation from the past 3 months to make a screen play with.

3. Velcro on the bottom of socks and inside of shoes for traction. 

4. Shoes thst excrete lube on bottom when needed to do cool slides while you are walking. 

5. Coffee tables with a hole in the middle to place a potted plant inside. 

Post Apocalypse - Ditto Bar - Random Titles?

1. Antler Handel bars

2. Antler Plow 

3.  Bone bike - bike from made out of bones.

4. Hollow water filled helmet. 

5. Watermelon air tank. 

Towel Cape

1. Hammock jacket. 

2. Shoes with inflatable rafts that come out of the souls. 

3. Camel back hats 

4. Beer cans with breathalyzer attached. 

5. Towel Cape 

Moss wall paper

1. Grass sidewalk 

2. Moss sidewalk 

3. Grass indoor carpet

4. Apple tree carpets

5. Moss wall paper 

Pictures! You love pictures!

1. Street lockers - @ bus stations. (for terrorists and drug dealers to use ;)

2. Maple Eggies (below)

3. Use a canoe as a snow sled.

4. Car brand that has a printer/copy machine in trunk. (like a 5 disk cd changer)

5. Panic protection. A app that automatically assigns an '!' on txt messages when your heart is beating fast.

1. Scrambled eggs

2. Diced onions

3. Tomato

4. Kale

5. Tahini sauce

Dinner

1. Bike tires with treads designed to make sound

2. Body coolers (like hand warmers but opposite) for hot days (like Ice but cooler(more stylish))

3. Bandanna that slowly releases cold water

4. Bike seat vibrators

5. Pedal foot massage

Photo & ideas from Quintassi Coincidence

My broken thing is broken... Damnit.

1. Pillow phones - for talking on the phone when your in bed. 

2. Car honks that can direct the sound to the specific idiot you are trying to communicate to. 

3. Cars that have only a certain amount of honks allotted before the honker gives out and stops working. Use them sparingly... They are not unlimited! 

4. Lazy rivers instead of streets. 

5. Ping pong ball with different tones (specific musics notes) when they hit. Musical balls! 

Roman Candle

1. Pizza French toast. (Soak day old pizza in eggs then cook)

2. Rubber car interior, leather car tires. 

3. Gravel car roof. 

4. A company that makes bike tires out of recycled car tires. 

5. Glass steering wheel. 

Love Life

1. Hot air balloon house. 

2. Tattoos that can be turned on or off. 

3. A device that can determine what kind of animal poop you are looking at. 

4. A House made to be able to conjoin rooms when needed. (Like an extendable table) 

5. Colorful rice marketed to children.

Fuck Life

1. Bike handle grips/ bike light combo. 

2. Clear bike frame with lights inside. 

3. Bike peddle/ bike light combo. 

4. Fill a water bottle with paint, turn it upside down , open the top. Bike around creating a trail of paint so your friends can follow your path. 

5.  Flying bike. Linus Kangas

5B. Get a free surly back bike rack if you get 1-3rd place @ sol 31 -  June 21st.

Getting better

1. Roll up cell phones. 

2. Tree house camp sites connected by zip line. 

3. Bug playgrounds - play grounds with nets over them - containing many different bugs that don't bite for kids to play with. 

4. Bandaids for trees for when they have been wounded. 

5. News papers that automatically post articles with most likes from online. No censorship only likes determine what will be printed and distributed. 

Zeal!!!!!

1. Flyers paper that heats up when handed out. 

2. Coffee mugs with a mini coffee fountain in the middle. 

3. A program that randomly puts in 2 weeks notice via email to your boss with out you knowing when. 

4. Underwater computers for scuba divers. 

5. Mist makers that spray you in the face when you get too close to my fence.

Throat Note

1. A cable channel that is solely a live feed of what a wild animal is currently seeing and doing.

2. Job swap - a day when most everything is fucked up, most everywhere.

3. A game where you can add or subtract elements such as people, weather or social situations. Set the situations and see how evolution progresses.

4. Bike pulled traveling insect zoo.

5. Surgically implanted happiness dashboard - knows you're high and low dopamine levels.

Dick man

1. A pill that can be broken up in 24 parts. Each portion makes you sleep for 1 hour.

2. A scanner that can scan your current thought.

3. A website for complainers.

4. A special College for people who want to smoke cigs in class.

5. Instant Tye dye mix powder.

1. Party noise makers for your nose.

2. Streets made from materials that make music when you drive on them. Street name: Beat Street

3. Dragon zoo!!!!

4. Butt kazoo.

5. Package delivery. By dog.

1. Cookie tacos - Idea by Killian K

2. Stickers at whole foods that say 'certified organic organ donor'

3. Fill a plastic glove up with milk... Little hole in the fingers. Milk it baby.

4. Trampoline floor basketball tournament.

5. Cell phones that tells u how fast your car is driving. For when you aren't the one using it.

1. Car tires that screech when you are speeding.

2. Translucent windmills.

3. Clothing that expands like a sponge animal for camping.

4. Shoes that give you a foot massage when you sit down.

5. Hair dye pills hat change your hair color.

ekiN

1. Working Piano keys for car bumpers. 

2. Big Scissors for cutting whole burgers (with bun) in half. 

3. Miniature tap for beer cans. 

4. Led screen beer coozy. 

5. An app that determines the pace you are walking at and plays music to that beat. 

Real clock?

1. Animal head sprayers for hoses.

2. Mini piano belt buckle with working keys. 

3. Mobile laundry matt with eco friendly soaps. 

4. Pizza tacos

5. Music for deaf people that is only super loud bass. 

Party time

1. Punching bags that punch back.

2. Shoes that generate energy from springs inside.

3. Bark changers that change the bark sound of a dog to a different animal of your choice.

4. Google glasses for cats for virtual mouse catching - watch out for the walls!!

5. Health cigarettes that reverse the damage from real cigarettes.

Dog that talks a lot

1. Green peppers with tomatoes on the inside

2. Challenge sidewalks

3. Love bombs filled with hormones.

4. Pickup truck with bed in the front.

5. Edible pizza boxes.

Justshootme

1. Stress pins to poke your self with when ur feeling nervous.

2. Writing utensils that attach to your finger tips permanently.

3. Dizzy bear - a game where you spin a bear around and see if it can walk straight.

4. Panic room closet - filled with cozy nice things for when you are freaking out. 

5. Action figures that attach to the top of car roofs with magnets. 

Oh shit... This oceans deep as fuck.

1. A city made for rabbits - a reality tv show

2. Government regulated personal Dollar printers. 

3. Take your journal - change the names and places - write a fantasy novel

4. Bar codes on all the things you own so you can scan them in to your computer to get inventory of how much you are worth (but really that's not how much ur worth... You know that... Right? )

5. Tune in every Full Moon for Full Moon stories by Captain Moon on 5ideasaday.com 

Cone up.

1. Title for a book - Clouds on Fire

2. Shock collar for children called: Inside Voices

3. Liquor shots inside the plastic balls in candy machine at bars.

4. Lockers around the city with cliff bars for people to eat - sponsored by cliff bar.

5. Cone up.

RANCID

1. Future Detector - App

2. Coffee Mugs with smoking pipe built in.

3. Firmness detector so you will know if you are about to sit on something too hard.

4. Guesser - An App that just assumes what it thinks you might want... then buys it with your money online.

5. Cardboard boxes that can be blown up instead of built with tape and folds.

LITWIN

1. Does drinking a slushy upside upsidedown give you brain freeze faster?

2. Take iascwa and sit on a carpet watching aladin, and see if it floats.

3. collect cans cut holes in top put knot string in them and grab ends and you have stilts, now go play soccer.

4. Go watch a crime movie, animal kingdom is decent one.

5. Take a small onion dice, put in bowl with cold water and ice cube, mix around drain. Take 2 tomatoes, dice, put in bowl with onion, chop cilantro, maybe mix a bit, add salt, if you want, and some lime juice.. You got some pico de gallo, grab chips a taco and meat with a margarita you got a meal. Boom, enjoy the day

Matt Litwins Ideas 

TIE DIE

1. Milk cartons that turn a different color the older that your milk is getting.


2. Plates that congratulate you when you put more fruits and vegetables on them.


3. A kaleidoscope that reflects what is actually happening in your mind instead of beads and stuff (this one could get weird lol)


4. A type of lotion that when ever you shake someones hands it leaves a invisible glow in the dark paint that you can only see with special glasses.


5. Heated Head phones for Minnesotans.


With a little help from Libby F

DRY DOG

1. An umbrella that straps onto your dogs stomach and keep it from getting rained on.


2. Shampoo that makes your head feel warm, when you can't afford hot water.


3. A Pot for cooking Spaghetti that sings Italian love songs to you as it heats up.


4. Pillow case inserts that record audio while you sleep--to figure out if you snore or talk... and what you say.


5. Roller skates that pump out jams the faster you blade.


Libby F

PLASTIC WHALE KILLER

1. A butter knife that holds the butter & warms it to be spread

2. A suit that changes patterns with your mood

3. Underground forest

4. Hologram hair instead of styling


5. "Mood ring" style underwear




Aria Aria Aria

ACROSS THE OCEAN

1. A wireless leash

2. warning system for endangered animals so they can avoid hunters

3. smartphones for pets

4. Grass with greater nutrients that uses less water so cows etc. animals don't need to eat as much. Good for third world countries.

5. A chip what makes animals able to talk to humans.

Tuomas Jurvelin

Rope Queen

1. Abolish all debts. Jubilee!!!

2. Make all weapons fire backwards.

3. Musical chairs (that play music when you sit down)

4. Houses with pits through the center down in to the basement with a fireman pole down.

5. Go Pro belt buckle.

with a little help from Rusty Korhonen

SQUID SHEEP

1. Breed sheep that can live under water.

2. Plastic surgery air tank and breathing tube installed INSIDE your body. Go under water without all the bulky extrusions.

3. A app that can accurately estimate when you will need to pee next.

4. A phone that is shaped like 3 balls glued together.

5. A phone that is a touch screen on back front and sides. ALL TOUCH

Got Milk?

1. Indoor fireworks.

2. Back seat bunk beds in Subarus

3. Castle turrets on top of your car.

4. Etch a sketch exterior for cars.

5. Milk fountains @ malls. Got Milk?

GRIP DAT

1. Glow in the dark dog leashes.

2. Musical instruments designed for dogs and other animals to play.

3. A shirt company that has one shirt of every animal that exists. the brand is called ANIMALS

4. Plastic surgery for pets.

5. Sandpaper grip pencils.

Bank Talk

1. Fish tank bumpers for cars.

2. Candy Apples (mini candy shaped like apples)

3. A website that finds all the info about you that is stored by the other websites you use.

4. NightyNight.com a website with bedtime stories.

5. Basil Ice Cream

www.midwestlove.org

Campground

1. Tinder for real estate - swipe right if u like

2. Fish food that is florescent and make the fish glow from inside.

3. One legged pants (pant)

4. Little soccer goal nets across all street drains.

5. Motor sounds from speaker attached to ur bicycle.

City Surfing

1. Warped Onion fish wings

2. Janisper Bush fairy dust

3. Candy pigeon elderberry

4. Manager Feet (with corridor snatch)

5. Carpet Cleaner Magic Onion breath

Rope in the pant leg

1. Toe mittens.

2. A skin piercing that connects all your fingers.

3. Jelly bean earrings. 

4. Free hot tea dispensers at all police stations 

5. Baseball hats with tv screens on the front. 

Comin out on pop

1. Jewelry for cars to wear. 

2. Plastic surgery to make all of your toes look like toy cars. 

3. A surgeon who performs on you while you are being driven a cross the country- mobile surgeon 

4. A canvas that is many canvas pieced together in a way that can be disconnected when painting is finished.  

5. Fish shaped backpack. 

www.midwestlove.org

1. Plant growing races.

2. Apples with cream cheese inside. 

3. City kiddy pool day, where the whole city is a giant pool party.

4. Parking garages underneath streets as to not take up space.

5. A shop that gives animals piercings. 

Resident of the month

1. Resident of the month - like employee of he month for city residents.

2.  Car pool lanes on all in-city highways for the resident of the month.

3. A pack of fake Velcro cockroaches to attach to your dog for Halloween. For sale a Halloween super stores. 

4. Contests performed by doctors at festivals to see who in attendance is the most healthy person across the board. 

5. The suit makes it possible for ur whole body to be hung on a hook. A great place to sleep! 

Beer bomber

1. Night vision goggle golf.

2. Packaging made of edible dried pasta, with rice cracker foam protection. No More Waste! 

3. Car interiors that fold completely flat into double beds

4. Goggles that you can't see through but guide you around things at night with inferred. 

5. Styrofoam 1 time use car bumpers. 

Dope Candy

1. Gloves that vibrate when you get a txt message.

2. A food shelf free donated food chain restaurant.

3. Drugs that make you sober when you are drunk or high - called Double Negative

4. MutantPlastics A company that makes and instals plastic surgery 3rd arms for humans.

5. Plug in mugs that keep your drink warm. (does this already exist?)

DO NOT DELETE

1. Liquid filled rings for emergency hydration.

2. camelbak water bag shirts. - Fill up your clothing with water (you might look a little fat until you drink it all)

3. A shipping company  (Fedex) that leases, maintains and recycles all shipping materials.

4. Credit cards made of wax.

5. Glass or translucent plastic Ant Farm Bike Frame (with live Ants inside).

Tomorrow isn't the problem...

1. Clogs made out of ice.

2. Danger signs in front of McDonalds and other fast food places.

3. Floor security cameras. 'For a whole new way of looking at things' 

4.  Fill someone's pillow case with all your dirty socks.

5. An App that shows how many hours you worked @ ur job  and how much your pay check will be - in real time - (amount shown in top right corner by your battery fullness indicator)

I've got no breaking news for you .

1. Clothing line that promises to sell the exact same style clothes for 85 years without visible change or modification to sizing.

2. Blow up bike frames.

3. Fire pits in waiting rooms. 

4. Furniture apolstered in cardboard. 

5. Sandpaper shoe soles 

Rope ice

1. A famous Artist that travels the world hiding art in hard to find places.

2. Fountains with water that goes up hill. 

3. Tinder for people with STD's called 'Fuck it' 

4. Floating aquariums 

5. Bill board fountains with water pouring over ad but ad is still visible. 

No body's putty

1. Water filled muffins.

2. Refrigerated cerial with milk inside. 

3. Municipal duty like jury duty for city jobs. 

4. Vibrating bycicle seats for woman.

5. Semi truck aquariums that drive around city. 

Warm liquid

1. Shoes that vibrate right of left to give directions.

2. Yarn fences

3. A website that tracks all police and what they are doing. 

4. Heated wrist watches 

5 chocolate coated cups that melt when warm liquid is added. 

Light show

1. Non the weed like decaf coffee

2. Toilet seats with water and fish inside. 

3. Toilets that weigh your poop. 

4. Coats with backpack built in to back.

5. Bluetooth speakers that also make a light show to music. 

Ur party

1. A drug that makes you think you are one if your friends instead of yourself

2. Self cleaning clothes 

3. A service that puts you to sleep and ships you to your destination. 

4. R u my mommy? 

A service that wakes you up for school. 

5. A collective of really cool girls that will come to ur party. 

Alligator

1. Alagator shaped pickles.

2. Cover your phone in electrical tape instead of buying waterproof case

3. Robots that walk around eating garbage. 

4. Quilts filled with grinder up sterilized trash instead of feathers. 

5. Use band aids on eyes to block light when sleeping

New products

1. Clothing made out of solar panels.

2. Hair stencils to cut in shapes to hair.  (For dogs too) 

3. Phones that have little printers inside them. 

4. Genetically engeneered vines with really sharp thorns to be used like barbed wire. 

5. A t shirt line of old children's tv shows. 

Love triangle

1. Trees bread to have red leaves shaped like hearts.

2. City commissioned musical instruments attached to street lights for people to play.

3. Fruit trees for public consumption on street. 

4. Glow in the dark cigarette papers for rolling tobacco in the dark. 

5. Hat with fold down eye cover flaps. 

Kate the great

1. Cup holders on sides of shoes.

2. Waterproof bike sterio system

3. Hat with inflatable pillow in back. 

4. Hat with fold down eye flaps. 

5. Coats that can be filled with grass and sand for more thickness and warmth. 

Dope sauce

1. Heated underwear

2. Shoes with warmers on the bottom to melt ice.

3. Toilet seats with weights on back so it stays verticle when not in use (and the pee drips off) 

4. Ant farm see through sidewalks 

5. Flirt detector app. Find out if they are flirting with you. 

Reality tv show

1. Reality TV show about a trash can and all that happens around it.

2. An app that automatically checks in with your parents and tells them you are doing something wholesome. 

3. Sculptures made with yarn and hairspray. 

4. An app that takes your temperature. 

5. Government issued FB pages for newborns.

The plague

1. Dye the city water red for Aprils fools day.

2. Give our free pancakes on May Day.

3. Colorful toilet paper.

4. Sky scrapers made completely of glass including the floors and structure. 

5. A group of groupies called 'the band aids' 

Ocean sadness

1. Snickers with twice inside.

2. Bikes with tent rolled up inside top tube. Bike can be used as poles.

3. Long games to play at airports like Settlers of Catan.

4. Trip planners that don't tell you your destination. They do the packing for you.

5. Boats that glow in the dark so they don't need lights.

2

1. Floating Movie theater. 

2. Underwear with pockets.

3. Under water vending machines.

4. Shark tanks that float in public pools.

5. Coffee mugs that have a light in the bottom that shines up. 

7

1. Notebooks with holes in the paper like windows on random pages. 

2. Orange juice filled fish tanks.

3. A toy that omits a wave that let's you draw inside clouds like an etchasketch 

4. Marbles thst contain the ash of dead loved ones inside. 

5 Drone drop days - when drones drop presents for people all over the world so they all lighten up about the whole drone thing. 

6.

1. A grocery store that also offers the use of a nice kitchen, dishes and tables.

2. Free bike lights @ DMV.

3. White board car paint. Attach dry erase markers all over for people to draw with. 

4. White board bike paint.

5. Weed smuggled in professionally packaged tea bags and boxes.

5

1. A pill to make your swear taste and smell like chocolate.

2. A pill for make your poop smell profusely like roses. 

3. A porn site called: mypenisisathermomiter.com

4. Repaint the yellow lines on the highway blue just to fuck with you. 

5. Introduce a new species to your town over ten years. Keep buying more (of that animal) every pay check and releasing them to the streets. 

3

1. Line a dark path in the woods with Christmas lights.

2. Ghost stories about toasts coming out of dirty diapers to scare children in to alerting the parent when they poopy. 

3. Fear based quit smoking plan. 

4. Little plastic windows in the front of milk cartons to see the contents. 

5. Lighter doozie that has pockets. 

4

1. Solar panel hats.

2. Fitness center that powers lights with workout machines.

3. Candy flavored nail polish.

4. Juice milk

5. A law that illegalizes the use of plastic bags at stores. 

1

1. Airport safe bike bags that turn in to bike racks for bike touring. 

2. Shoes that look like turtles 

3. Food balls of all the different food groups crammed in to a ball. 

4. Hats made out of marshmallow. 

5. First aid kit that can be placed inside your bike seat post. 

Walker

1. Step counter app on your phone.

2. Coffee Cups with a little tiny window on one side so you can see through to the liquid.

3. Come get free pancakes @ May day in 2 months. (gettin' excited)

4. Writing paper that is hollow and filled with goo so its more fun to write on.

5. A mathematical equation to determine the bare minimum amount of energy needed to grow an adult human.

Donut Shop

1. Translucent sidewalk squares that have items for sale underneath. 

2. LCD stickers that can be changed remotely.

3. Whiskey breath suckers for people who want to smell like alcoholics. 

4. Juice coffee - just mix em together

5. Reindeer prints in sidewalk cement in Minneapolis. 

Shrink Wrap

1. A packing material that is not wasteful - maybe even beneficial.

2. Fill packages with dirt instead of peanuts. (put contents in a plastic bag)

3. Card board boxes with mushroom spores in it so it breaks down better.

4. City composting on every other block.

5. Boxes that shrink to the size of the object inside.

Solidified roadkill coffee tables.

1. Have 6 children. Name them all one of the senses.

2. Finding Andrew #2 (by the idea factory) Alaska

https://vimeo.com/120327253

3. Clothes to put on your computer.

4. Have 6 children name them all a different color.

5. Solidified roadkill coffee tables.

Fair treatment certified.

1. For a commercial: gather up all the people begging for money on the street and make a music video with them in it. Pay them many dollars.

2. Blow up guiders for streets like they have at bowling lanes.

3. National sled to work day.

4. Keyboards that light up the keys in different colors depending on what day for the week it is in case you often forget.

5. A plant nursery that ALWAYS plays classical music to their plants. Fair treatment certified.

Candy Chips

1. Color one pubic hair blue and one red. See what one can grow longer than your penis first!

2. Google glasses that make everything you see Mindkraft blocks so you can virtually rearrange the world.

A campaign to make people not so homophobic: Gay community fruit tree sale

3. A campaign to make people make less trash: wheat paste dead whales on all the dumpsters in the city.

4. Color one pubic hair blue and one red. See what one can grow longer than your penis first!

5. Candy chips, chips with candy in the bag too!

Password

1. Passwords for internet accounts that change depending on what day it is.

2. Public yoga matts cemented in the ground for hobo yoga.

3. Secret storage compartments in sidewalk squares.

4. Liquidator - a machine that grinds up old food for your dog - save on your pet expense - LIQUIDATE COSTS!

5. Mouse pads with your face on them!

Dope

1. A building built for people to burn it down when they are angry.

2. Big thermos containers that get small at the bottom so you can fit them in your car cup holder.

3. Make a contribution to 5idea.org by sending 5 pictures of your art to be showcased.

4. Get a cat, name it 'GF'

5. Free frozen yogurt out front of a really nice coat store during the winter. A sign that says 'cold doesn't scare us'

PET DETECTIVE

1. An app that turns your hand writing in to computer font. 

2. A contest to see who can walk the furthest during a 1 year period. 

3. Semi perminant skin dye. 

4. Scratch and sniff woman's underwear. 

5. Mirror tubes that bring sunlight in to the basement. 

Mr Jordan

1. Wood cars with wooden wheels.

2. Parking garages underground so as not to take up space. 

3. Bike team jerseys that say IDEA. 

4. Hoodies at have a red light on the left shoulder and a green one on the right (like a boat)

5. All City super soaker fight (open to the public) 

Message Queen

1. Graffiti recolor the ice rink with kool-aid.

2. Put a TV in the ice @ hockey games.

3. A show where they interview a randomly selected person from the world. If selected you must be interviewed (like jury duty)

4. A movie told from inside a package that is being sent to where the story ends.

5. A website that lets you send delayed emails to your self so you can talk to your self in the future.

MALL OW

1. Marshmallow cups that have a coating of meltable mallow on the inside for hot chocolate. 

2. Virtual suicide experience (website)  

3. Mini elevators for children and midgets. 

4. Moose Flavored ice cream (the animal) 

5. A whole movie with only ur feet as the characters.

Foot Trough

1. Go to college - Record every class you go to - make a youtube channel called freecollege

2. Stilts sold outside of sold out baseball games so you can see over the fence.

3. Lost dog section on craigslist

4. Long troughs filled with warm water at the foot of your couch for foot baths while you watch Net Flix.

5. Lotion that makes you look super weird in any picture taken - Looks normal in real life

GLORY

1. 'Glory Hole' shower curtains for sexy showers when ever you please.

2. Dog perfume

3. Hitlist.com - where you bid to kill. (like freelancer.com but for killing)

4. Not Christian but like Christmas? NEWTONMAS! His b day was on Dec. 25th and his bible is science.

5. All bike lane city. NO CARS

Bike Skitchin'

1. Skitch friendly vehicle

2. switch me beautiful 

3. Stickers welcoming Skitching

4. Bike that can fill up with water so you do not need a water bottle. Drink like camel back (from tube)

5. Solid Gold Bike given to biggest bike innovation of every five years.

Tree Service - Ocean Fresh

1. Tree service that cuts your trees then turns it in to paper for you to use.

2. See through couches with sand and Ants inside to make giant ant farm couch.

3. Socks that use the curves in your feet to fill  a print of a sexy curvey lady. 

4. Government job: ocean janitor 

5. Window washer for I pads 

Color Crayon Printer

1. 3d crayon printers that let you create any color crayon 

2. Piggy bank machines that store money in hard drive - takes bills like pop machine 

3. Scanners made to quickly scan entire note books

4. Lie creator app

5. Random game day

Rice Fried Dumbling

1. Cigarette smoking simulator glasses.

2. Plastic surgery see through stomach to watch yourself digest.

3. Free Wedding thursdays at the park

4. solar charging implanted dog cams to time-lapse pictures from dogs entire life

5. Vibrating pens to practice good writing

Play Kids Play!

1. Bathroom tiles of different pictures of your life.

2. Freedom - Nicotineless cigarettes

3. Playground that generates movement of kids to generate power the city. PLAY KIDS PLAY!

4. Tattoo eyeballs on your balls

5. Kids shirt with a picture of the inside of their tummy with a key in the bottom of it.

Plastic printer paper

1. Random color sharpie (30 cents cheaper)

2. Band flyer app that takes your picture for your lame band and makes a generic band flyer with your dumb faces on it.

3. Food unions. Pay into like insurance, get meal cards with participating restaurants.

4. Buy a generally ok brand of something, re decorate the box then re sell it as a different product.

5. Plastic printer paper made from melted computer parts.

Though I missed ya...

Strap on ears for your hips

One handed salad - for eating with 1 hand while driving

Dog smelling museums for dogs to smell the pee of many different exotic animals

Candy ropes made for climbing in case you are extremely hungry

@fiveideasaday: Goats free in the city to now grass

Boast dog

1. Trash bags that wirelessly transmit how much waste we accumulate

2. Marijuana seed bomb entire freeway.

3. Only wear mascara on your lower eye lash

4. Self tickle machine

5. Shirts that look holographic when you take a picture of it ( shiney shirt)

Ogre Breath

1. Secret buttons around the city to encourage curiosity. 

2. Underwater cave consession stands at lakes - accessible by diving.

3. Sell the rights to name all the fish in a lake. 

4. Copyright your DNA.

5. Ogre breath horseradish sauce. 

INSIDE VOICE=

1. Grass flavored gummy bear

2. Melted vegetable sandwich.

3. Completely see through post envelopes.

4. String cheese that looks like cigarettes.

5. Voice activated doors. "OPEN BITCH!'